The Donkey Church

The 10Donkey Commandments

I~THOU SHALT ORDER EXTRA WAFFLES.

II~THOU SHALT BE A DONKEY brother/DONKY sister FOR ETERNITY.

III~THOU SHALT NOT trust SHREK BELIEVERS. IV~THOU SHALT NOT ASK THE LORD SILLY QUESTIONS. V~THOU SHALT NOT CALL THE LORD JACK-DONKEY. VI~THOU SHALT NOT SAY DONKEYS ARE LIKE WAFFLES.

VII~THOU SHALt NOT CALL THE LORD AT THREE A.M. VIII~THOU SHALt NOT DISRESPECT THE DRAGON NOR HIS CHILDREN.

IX~ THOU SHALt ACCEPT DONKEY AS THE LORD AND SAVIOr

X~WHEN SPEAKING OF THE LORD, CALL HIM "THe Donkey" or "the lord"

Proof That God Can Fly

THE REAL STORY ON WHY ONIONS ARE THE WORST, AND WAFFLES ARE THE BEST

ONCE UPON A TIME, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO... SHREK AND DONKEY WERE WALKING IN A FIELD, ARGUING ON WHICH IS GOD. THE OGRE NAMED SHREK COMPARED HIMSELF WITH AN ONION. HE SAID, "OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS. ONIONS HAVE LAYERS, OGRES HAVE LAYERS." DONKEY REPLIED WITH, "NOT MANY PEOPLE LIKE ONIONS". THEREFORE, NOT MANY PEOPLE LIKE OGRES. SHREK IS AN OGRE. SO, NOT MANY PEOPLE LIKE SHREK. LATER, DONKEY FINDS SOME WAFFLES, AND GOES TO EAT THEM BECAUSE IT IS HIS FAVORITE. SHREK TELLS HIM NOT TO BECAUSE IT WAS A "TRAP". DONKEY BELIEVED HIM, AND NOW HE REGRETS IT STILL THIS DAY. WAFFLES NOW HAS ITS OWN DAY, in fact, waffles are so good that there are two waffle days. (march 25 and august 24) august 24 IS AROUND WHEN SCHOOL STARTS. DONKEY CREATED ALL SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD, EXCEPT FOR THE BAD ONES. THIS IS WHY WAFFLE DAY IS ON AUGUST 24. waffle day is also celebrated on march 25 because shrek actually created that one to trick all of the donkeys and donkys. march is a bad month for the donkeys because that is the "green month" because of st patrick's day. shrek is green, and we try to avoid as much green as possible.

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